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- How much does it cost to enter here?
- Ten thousand.
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- Oh, so little! Easy!
- Ten thousand dollars.
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Vova, you yourself wanted to fight
with trash streamers, and who did you end up becoming?
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Ksyusha, are you even sure?
what do you need to perform?
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Gosh, I'm sorry, and you me
so you decided to support now?
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What kind of pebble is this in your hand?
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Do you have any plan?
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Eat. I'll improvise.
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Don't forget to rate it!
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Commander, what happened?
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Hmmm, they buy the rights,
Then we scrape it off the asphalt.
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- Stone...
- What?
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- Ka-ka-stone?
- Stone in a flower...
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To the side, please, to the side!
Let's go to the second city one.
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- What stone? In a flower?
- To the side, please!
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- Var, which flower?
- Calm down! Who are you to her?
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- Pa-guy I...
- It's not allowed! Let's go, let's go!
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Vasily Mikhailovich,
I think I have found your relatives.
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Why does everyone think
what if the girl is beautiful,
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then she only wants money from a man?
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After all, I spend all this money on...
to be beautiful.
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Well, really, everyone wants well-groomed girls,
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but no one wants to look after.
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One cosmetologist costs me a hundred.
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These are pennies for my youth -
it is not eternal.
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Yes, I remember, I remember about your Gosha.
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Taking revenge on your ex is the base.
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And we begin the second round.
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Added to our jury
another great comedian.
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- Philip Voronin! Applause!
- Thank you.
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Hi all!
And we have our first participant for today -
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This is Ksyusha Razumovskaya.
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Hi all! Hello! Hello!
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In short, in our country it’s really active
Now they are trying to increase the birth rate:
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maternity capital, everything.
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I am absolutely in favor, but this is not enough.
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Well, for example, I don’t have a boyfriend,
and I sincerely believe
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that the state should support me
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right from the very beginning
stages of family building.
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I generally think
that we need a government Tinder.
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Dickpicks!
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In short, dickpics, I think this is a super thing...
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Ksyusha, thank you! Thank you.
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Listen, no, I’m not really all... I...
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Ksyusha, that's it.
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The material is not bad,
but we still need to work on it.
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Here is a business card, there is a phone number.
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Holidays, weddings, corporate events.
If anything, call.
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Sorry!
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Yes, yes?
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What was wrong with the performance?
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Yesterday everything was kind of funny,
you laughed.
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Yesterday?
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I was out of town yesterday
I performed in Astana.
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No, no, no, you were sitting in the hall yesterday,
laughed at my jokes
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and then he said
that I have great potential.
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And I bought a jacket...
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for today.
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You're probably confused
it was someone else.
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Ch-ch...
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Yes, I understand, the second city one.
My son works there, yeah.
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Thank you, darling!
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Come on, everything's fine.
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- What happened?
- Varvara was found.
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She's in the hospital now.
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I urgently need to see her
I’ll drop you off on the way home.
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Maybe it's not necessary? You don’t have a stone, you...
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And who? An ordinary pensioner?
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No, no, no, no, that's not what I meant.
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- Velimir just said that...
- Now sit and cry?
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Moreover, this Koschey
no longer immortal at all.
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Haven't you called your children?
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Yes, Lyokha doesn’t answer the phone when she’s on shift.
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But don't worry about him
He's a great guy for me.
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A real man
there will be no need to get into a fight.
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Let's wait...
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No, no, no! Just not in the kidneys! Not kidneys!
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They could have been sold.
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And this was the liver...
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Also highly valued on the black market.
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Okay, give me your hand, I’ll cut off your finger.
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I'm tied up.
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What, the smartest, or what?
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Well, it's not my fault.
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Okay, there is money, there is money, there is.
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And he said no. Did you cheat?
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No, no, no! Brother is an IT guy! Brother's!
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He is an IT specialist, their salaries are crazy.
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Horse salaries! I'm confused about zeros!
I'll call him and he'll bring it, huh?
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Damn...
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Hello mom!
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Listen, can I also
Will I stay with Uncle Gosha for a while?
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I'm not hungry, I did my homework and washed my hands.
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And I wasn’t even on the tablet.
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Which tablet? You broke it.
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I didn't understand.
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Are you driving or what?
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And... And it’s Uncle Gosha who teaches me how to drive.
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Well, give me Uncle Gosha here.
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Beat yourself, idiot!
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Now, mom.
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The picture is gone, Kolya!
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Yes, Lud, sorry, the Internet just went down.
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Gosha, do you think I'm blind?
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and I can’t tell my son apart
from a stupid guy?
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- Where is Kolka?
- Kolya is with me, where else?
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People, now... Here... Uh... The Internet is disappearing!
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Crap!
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Wow!
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Lyokh, if you're talking about Kolya,
I just spoke with Luda and...
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Goshan, Goshan, I fell for money.
Do you have ten lyams?
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- Sell your kidney.
- Gosh, can you hear me, no?
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I... I lost at cards...
I lost everything at cards: both the stone and...
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And the money that I have
never happened in my life.
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If you don't help -
This is our last conversation, Goshan.
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What? Wait, so, Lech...
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- Lilya?
- Hello!
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- What are you doing here?
- I wanted to talk.
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- How did you find me?
- You shared the geolocation yourself,
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to know where I'm swelling.
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What happened? Running out of money?
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Can I please get in the car?
I'm h-cold.
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Listen, to be honest,
I have no time for you now.
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- I have news.
- Which?
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You finally found an apartment
and you're moving out with mine?
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OK. So what happened?
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Give me your hand.
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Lil...
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Lil, what's going on?
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Gosh, I'm pregnant.
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Do you feel anything?
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I feel like I have
A panic attack is starting, Lil!
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If it's a joke, it's not funny.
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Yes it's true, damn it. I'm shocked myself.
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Gosha, I... I'm scared.
Hold me please.
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Stop it, please stop it.
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Stop it, do you hear? I...
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Please, Lil, that's it.
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Please, that's it, Lil!
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Look, if this is true, then...
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Don't worry, we'll figure something out.
I won't disappear anywhere. Clear?
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Just let's discuss this a little later,
please. This is really important.
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So, if I'm now through
I won't be back for ten minutes,
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You're leaving alone, understand?
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OK. You don't have to rush.
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How is she?
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What about you?
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I-I-I... I'm a husband... Husband.
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Well, I don’t want to give you too much hope.
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She, of course, suffered greatly.
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I don't know if she can
get out at all.
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Mo-maybe you need something? Money, medicine?
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No, we have everything.
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Only...
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that's the thing.
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That's for sure?
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I can't say.
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Can I see her?
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Well, if that's the case, let's do it.
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Hello, bandits!
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Brother, let's go home now.
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- Who are you?
- Didn’t you find out?
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World Champion in Ultimate Fighting,
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Fedor Emelianenko.
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What a creature!
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I hope you're happy, Goshechka.
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Come on, wavy head,
tell me what you did.
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- Did you bring money?
- I wanted to deal with the stone without money.
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- Well, why didn’t you understand?
- It was stolen from me.
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You're a complete sheep, aren't you?
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Quiet there!
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Oops! Interesting!
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Hello, Gosh! Hello!
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I wanted to apologize for last time.
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And you were right, that asshole shaved me off.
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In short, apparently there was no need at all
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in this bullshit
take no part.
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Gosh, hello? Gosh!
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Hello, Ksyusha! This is Lilya.
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Listen, Gosha is in the shower now.
Maybe I should give him something?
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Var...
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Var, can you hear me?
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I'm really sorry that you can't hear me,
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because I need to tell you...
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Sorry, it's all my fault.
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How am I?
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Partially me
partly from the Russian auto industry.
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Why did I even let you drive?
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Okay, automatic
but I don’t even know how to drive a stick myself.
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Well, you're great too.
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I could have slowed down.
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But you’re not, damn it, stubborn.
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Although I liked that about you.
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Yes.
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Despite the fact
that you destroyed my apartment,
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destroyed my work.
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Although...
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Perhaps they were really so-so.
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How will I live without you?
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Well, over time, of course,
I'll find someone for myself.
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So, I didn’t understand something!
Who will you find there, huh?
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It's a pleasure doing business with you.
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It was very nice being with you too.
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Can I just call you Great?
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Where is Uncle Gosha?
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What the hell is this, damn it?
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Var, Var, what are you doing? You're dying.
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No, I'm already better.
Everything heals on me like on a cat.
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I'll call the doctor now.
You probably just hit your head.
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Okay, I'll tell you.
I lied to you a little.
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This is not just a talisman,
this is a magic stone.
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Super! Right now... well... uh...
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I'll call the doctor, we'll tell him about the stone
We’ll tell you and go home.
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- What a house!
- Va... Varya!
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Guys, I promised you
deanon for a hundred mowers.
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You gave me even more
and I am responsible for my words,
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so catch it.
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- Whoa, whoa!
- Well, great!
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Crap!
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- What a freak!
- What a freak!
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- We need to prescribe him Lyulya again.
- Oh, yes? Are you ready yourself?
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No, well, if you back it up, I don’t mind.
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So, Vov, everything is good!
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We agreed, no one now
He doesn’t take revenge on anyone for anything, right?
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So we won't do anything at all?
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This is because I doubted.
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Almost forgave.
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And grandma?
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She's in the store.
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Psss...
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What?
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How stupid you are, Lech.
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Why the hell did you even come to this casino?
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You're a fool at home
you can't beat.
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- What?
- Togo!
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It’s right that Lyudka left you, understand?
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- What are you talking about, huh?
- At least he finds himself a normal man,
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and not this idiot in a suit.
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- Why, you goat, are you talking about something like that, huh?
- What?
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Who are you? Oligarch?
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Who wiped the oligarch's asses as a child?
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- What?
- From the oligarch's shit, huh?
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Kozlina, you got it! Fuck you!
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What's on your mind
is there any of yours?
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- What?
- At least I have a child,
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00:16:18,955 --> 00:16:21,717
and even a sheep from you
This busty one of yours is gone!
247
00:16:21,797 --> 00:16:24,887
- I'm betting on the big-faced one.
- I - on the curly one.
248
00:16:29,491 --> 00:16:32,674
Natasha, here are the keys to the apartment.
I'm going to Varya and back.
249
00:16:33,154 --> 00:16:34,989
Nikit, you will make friends with them.
250
00:16:35,069 --> 00:16:37,499
These guys are real bros.
251
00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:41,210
That's it.
252
00:16:42,373 --> 00:16:44,105
Fuck you!
253
00:16:44,185 --> 00:16:47,450
Morons. Go figure it out.
254
00:16:47,530 --> 00:16:50,661
- All!
- Yes, you little horse! You're an asshole!
255
00:16:50,741 --> 00:16:53,430
Come on, sit down! Calm down!
256
00:16:56,358 --> 00:16:57,358
Sit!
257
00:16:59,138 --> 00:17:00,138
Goat!
258
00:17:02,815 --> 00:17:03,815
Wow!
259
00:17:05,499 --> 00:17:06,676
We have a concert today.
260
00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:09,130
Yes, so what? We were expelled.
261
00:17:09,913 --> 00:17:10,840
Or what?
262
00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:13,677
Can your stone rewind time?
263
00:17:13,757 --> 00:17:16,604
No, I’m just still a dad
I didn’t mention the conservatory
264
00:17:16,684 --> 00:17:19,425
and for today's concert
he will hide one hundred percent.
265
00:17:20,171 --> 00:17:21,430
Why not tell it like it is?
266
00:17:21,510 --> 00:17:23,560
Vova, because my dad won’t forgive me.
267
00:17:26,022 --> 00:17:26,960
Just...
268
00:17:28,307 --> 00:17:30,488
our mother was a musician and...
269
00:17:31,779 --> 00:17:33,429
In short, he has a passion for this topic.
270
00:17:34,718 --> 00:17:38,000
Listen, well, let's come to the concert,
271
00:17:38,526 --> 00:17:39,675
and then we'll see.
272
00:17:41,507 --> 00:17:43,053
At the same time you will introduce me to him.
273
00:17:43,748 --> 00:17:44,800
Well, let's go.
274
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,597
Well, I can’t promise to introduce you.
275
00:17:51,475 --> 00:17:54,312
Listen, can you do more?
Is it time to slow down for five minutes?
276
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:57,143
What's the password?
277
00:17:58,569 --> 00:18:01,283
-What are you muttering under your breath, little bastard?
-Are you a moron?
278
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:06,680
What's the password?
279
00:18:09,676 --> 00:18:10,732
My dere.
280
00:18:20,452 --> 00:18:22,202
Better say: one try left.
281
00:18:23,038 --> 00:18:24,456
Are you kidding me, you goat?
282
00:18:25,818 --> 00:18:27,466
- Second of February.
- Second?
283
00:18:27,546 --> 00:18:29,646
- It's Groundhog Day, how can you forget?
- Quiet.
284
00:18:30,163 --> 00:18:31,496
They made a whole movie about it.
285
00:18:36,436 --> 00:18:38,883
Wait, right now... Wait, wait! Oh...
286
00:18:41,569 --> 00:18:43,868
- Yes?
- Small! Listen, we were kidnapped!
287
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,813
- Lyokha and I...
- We are at Protsenko, 24!
288
00:18:45,893 --> 00:18:46,903
Len, I'm here too!
289
00:18:46,983 --> 00:18:47,896
Get dressed.
290
00:18:50,725 --> 00:18:52,452
- What is this?
- Guys...
291
00:18:54,215 --> 00:18:56,044
Good, good, good, guys.
292
00:18:56,124 --> 00:18:58,126
- That's it, brother acrobats.
- Calm down!
293
00:18:58,206 --> 00:19:01,380
- You got me!
- Guys, good! Let's calm down.
294
00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:04,440
Sorry! Can I shoot them myself?
295
00:19:06,428 --> 00:19:09,161
Well, that's it, Biba and Boba have jumped.
296
00:19:11,118 --> 00:19:12,271
Who are you?
297
00:19:12,941 --> 00:19:17,080
This is Lenka, the sister of these two,
and also my girlfriend.
298
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,034
And I'm Vovka.
299
00:19:18,514 --> 00:19:19,520
Come on, kids...
300
00:19:20,662 --> 00:19:21,622
Face it to the floor!
301
00:19:23,866 --> 00:19:25,452
Do you see trash now too?
302
00:19:26,272 --> 00:19:28,658
And I have a banana! I have a banana!
303
00:19:30,421 --> 00:19:32,975
Lyokha, no offense?
304
00:19:33,055 --> 00:19:34,706
You understand that this is all, well...
305
00:19:35,271 --> 00:19:36,402
it wasn't serious.
306
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:37,850
Oh, of course.
307
00:19:39,358 --> 00:19:42,969
Listen, well, at one point I really
I thought you wanted to kill me.
308
00:19:43,584 --> 00:19:44,656
What are you doing, bro?
309
00:19:46,413 --> 00:19:47,593
They played great.
310
00:19:49,343 --> 00:19:50,888
I'm actually happy for you.
311
00:19:51,872 --> 00:19:53,012
No, you're right.
312
00:19:53,843 --> 00:19:56,298
You have Lyudka, Kolya, and what do I have?
313
00:19:56,804 --> 00:20:00,700
This work, the money, these women are incomprehensible.
314
00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:04,233
Okay, that's it, good.
Good, otherwise I'm starting to be jealous again.
315
00:20:05,564 --> 00:20:07,786
- Thank you for coming, brother.
- Come on.
316
00:20:07,866 --> 00:20:11,989
When I was actually dragged here,
The first thing I remembered was Kolka.
317
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:17,114
I thought, if I
now they're getting wet here,
318
00:20:17,725 --> 00:20:19,595
What will happen to him next?
319
00:20:19,675 --> 00:20:22,944
And then I remembered that Goshan exists.
320
00:20:23,884 --> 00:20:25,854
He won't quit. Thanks bro.
321
00:20:27,749 --> 00:20:29,879
Listen, about Kolka, by the way...
322
00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:32,970
I forgot to tell you...
323
00:20:34,263 --> 00:20:37,778
You sheep head!
This is where we should have started!
324
00:20:37,858 --> 00:20:40,303
- They're calling you. Lyosh, they're calling.
- Now I will answer!
325
00:20:42,265 --> 00:20:44,149
- Yes, dad?
- Lyosh, why aren’t you picking up the phone?
326
00:20:44,229 --> 00:20:47,731
Varvara was found. Quick stone
into your hands and into the second city one.
327
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:51,131
Tell Gaucher too if you see him.
I can’t get through to him for some reason.
328
00:20:51,211 --> 00:20:52,389
Okay, we'll be there now.
329
00:20:53,490 --> 00:20:56,097
- We’ll find it, Lech, we’ll find it.
- We won’t find anyone!
330
00:20:56,177 --> 00:20:57,440
He's invisible!
331
00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,431
Damn it, goat!
332
00:21:03,533 --> 00:21:04,575
Hello!
333
00:21:04,655 --> 00:21:06,073
Do you have Barankina Varvara?
334
00:21:06,702 --> 00:21:08,514
Yes, she was after intensive care.
335
00:21:09,405 --> 00:21:10,961
- Who is she to you?
- Great-grandmother.
336
00:21:12,233 --> 00:21:15,432
We had a common great-grandmother,
and so we are fourth cousins.
337
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:17,814
Let me in, please.
338
00:21:18,968 --> 00:21:20,537
- Fourth chamber.
- Thank you.
339
00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:27,078
Tishkin's cat!
340
00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:30,841
So, let's do it again.
341
00:21:31,912 --> 00:21:35,505
So you're saying
that flew to us from the past...
342
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:39,715
- Yes.
- Did you feel better in the hospital?
343
00:21:39,795 --> 00:21:43,327
because your stone
gives you immortality?
344
00:21:43,888 --> 00:21:44,903
Yes.
345
00:21:47,048 --> 00:21:48,048
Ah...
346
00:21:49,151 --> 00:21:52,046
I'm the one who doesn't sleep well
recently due to the exhibition...
347
00:21:52,126 --> 00:21:54,246
Okay, look.
348
00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:07,656
Here you see? Overgrown.
349
00:22:11,718 --> 00:22:12,910
Tough!
350
00:22:15,594 --> 00:22:17,865
- This is actually our common problem, right?
- Yeah.
351
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:21,420
And we have to fix everything ourselves, okay?
352
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:24,000
- We’re not telling Dad anything about the stones yet.
- Yeah, yeah.
353
00:22:27,397 --> 00:22:29,785
Lord, what's wrong with you? Where are they?
354
00:22:29,865 --> 00:22:31,096
- Who?
- Well, stones.
355
00:22:32,194 --> 00:22:33,040
Lost.
356
00:22:34,115 --> 00:22:35,102
Where did you lose it?
357
00:22:35,182 --> 00:22:37,048
Listen, maybe I
I left it in other pants, just...
358
00:22:37,128 --> 00:22:38,930
I lost at cards, and Lilya stole it from him.
359
00:22:39,010 --> 00:22:40,948
- What are you...
- These are idiots.
360
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,510
Well, well, well, that means Lenka has the last one.
361
00:22:44,272 --> 00:22:45,556
She has a concert now, I'm going to see her.
362
00:22:45,636 --> 00:22:48,885
Lyosha, find out from your doctors,
Where did this dog take Varya?
363
00:22:48,965 --> 00:22:50,846
No, no, wait. I mean, the last one?
364
00:22:51,472 --> 00:22:52,440
Where is your stone?
365
00:22:53,059 --> 00:22:54,276
No.
366
00:22:54,356 --> 00:22:56,748
- Why are we standing? Come on, hands to feet!
- Do you mean “no”?
367
00:22:56,828 --> 00:22:58,976
- Let's go!
- Dad, are we all without stones?
368
00:22:59,056 --> 00:23:01,494
Can you give me a little more specifics? What's going on?
369
00:23:01,951 --> 00:23:04,319
Okay, now I’ll agree
Let's look at the magazine.
370
00:23:05,787 --> 00:23:06,787
Come on in.
371
00:23:08,279 --> 00:23:11,365
Girl, we are looking for a relative.
Varvara Barankina.
372
00:23:11,936 --> 00:23:13,023
Did you apply?
373
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,020
- Yes, I operated on her.
- What's wrong with her?
374
00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:17,945
Where is she now, at this moment?
375
00:23:18,025 --> 00:23:20,416
Yes... It seems like her husband took her.
376
00:23:21,675 --> 00:23:23,576
What husband? She is not married.
377
00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:26,442
Has anyone checked in the visitor log?
378
00:23:26,522 --> 00:23:28,287
Is there any information?
379
00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:29,756
You know, just this one.
380
00:23:37,549 --> 00:23:38,603
Wait here, Vov.
381
00:23:40,054 --> 00:23:42,668
Dad...Are you there? I wanted to tell you...
382
00:23:42,748 --> 00:23:44,876
I love you very much, here.
I hope you like me too.
383
00:23:44,956 --> 00:23:46,716
- Yes, yes.
- I just wanted to talk to you.
384
00:23:46,796 --> 00:23:48,770
- Dad, what's going on?
- Do you have the stone?
385
00:23:48,850 --> 00:23:50,567
- Yes.
- Come here.
386
00:23:50,647 --> 00:23:52,016
Lena, don’t you dare give it away!
387
00:23:52,873 --> 00:23:55,157
Calmly! One hundred... Stop!
388
00:23:55,237 --> 00:23:57,309
- Calmly! Calmly!
- Lena, Lena, Lena!
389
00:23:57,389 --> 00:24:00,796
- It's not me. This is me, and this is bald.
- Listen, don't listen to him.
390
00:24:00,876 --> 00:24:04,813
It was he who stole the stones from Gosha and Lyosha,
and yours wants to slam.
391
00:24:04,893 --> 00:24:06,686
Len, don’t you recognize your own father?
392
00:24:06,766 --> 00:24:10,098
So, that's it, they both fell silent,
otherwise I’ll really just take it and disappear.
393
00:24:10,178 --> 00:24:11,178
All.
394
00:24:11,686 --> 00:24:14,192
Now I'll check
which one of you is my real father?
395
00:24:14,272 --> 00:24:17,356
What was my favorite band back then?
in seventh grade?
396
00:24:17,436 --> 00:24:18,436
I, I...
397
00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:22,585
- How do I know?
- I told you, he's an impostor.
398
00:24:23,249 --> 00:24:24,758
What do you think you know?
399
00:24:26,123 --> 00:24:27,702
- Okay, I don't know.
- Ha ha!
400
00:24:29,417 --> 00:24:30,951
What color are my eyes?
401
00:24:32,897 --> 00:24:35,691
- Ah...
- Are you serious?
402
00:24:37,390 --> 00:24:38,892
Um... Green.
403
00:24:38,972 --> 00:24:40,599
No, Lyosha’s are green.
404
00:24:40,679 --> 00:24:42,049
So what kind of questions?
405
00:24:42,129 --> 00:24:44,079
When I was a child they were green, now they are brown.
406
00:24:45,663 --> 00:24:46,600
That's right, brown.
407
00:24:47,241 --> 00:24:49,027
No, Lyosha’s are green...
408
00:24:49,107 --> 00:24:50,912
Yes, that's right, yes. Give me the stone.
409
00:24:51,358 --> 00:24:52,200
Stand!
410
00:24:52,766 --> 00:24:54,243
Anyway, last question.
411
00:24:55,679 --> 00:24:59,810
What happens if I tell you that... um...
412
00:24:59,890 --> 00:25:02,119
I was expelled from the conservatory?
413
00:25:03,988 --> 00:25:05,554
Expelled, right?
414
00:25:07,655 --> 00:25:08,720
You're already an adult.
415
00:25:09,580 --> 00:25:10,912
Do what you want.
416
00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:12,881
What do you mean, expelled?
417
00:25:12,961 --> 00:25:15,126
Are you kidding? Don't make me angry, Lena!
418
00:25:15,206 --> 00:25:18,243
I poured so much money into this almshouse!
419
00:25:19,546 --> 00:25:20,653
Here, dad.
420
00:25:20,733 --> 00:25:21,687
Lena, no...
421
00:25:27,147 --> 00:25:28,200
C'est la vie.
422
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:33,480
Pa... Dad... I'm sorry, please.
423
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:36,103
Motherfucker, eh! Didn't you recognize your father?
424
00:25:37,155 --> 00:25:38,155
Dad!
425
00:25:45,644 --> 00:25:47,794
Dad, I owe you
I have to admit something else.
426
00:25:48,617 --> 00:25:49,823
Well, finish me off some more.
427
00:25:51,945 --> 00:25:53,810
In short, I’ve seen this bald guy before.
428
00:25:53,890 --> 00:25:56,078
- Where?
- Yes, he stood here, in our yard,
429
00:25:56,158 --> 00:25:58,417
and waved his hand at me,
and I saw it all from the window,
430
00:25:58,497 --> 00:26:00,714
and along the way,
my stone has no effect on him.
431
00:26:00,794 --> 00:26:02,744
- Why didn’t you tell me before?
- Well, sorry!
432
00:26:04,832 --> 00:26:07,494
- I n... wasn't sure.
- Yours...
433
00:26:09,029 --> 00:26:10,303
Dad, if you want, I...
434
00:26:11,318 --> 00:26:13,218
I can recover at the conservatory.
435
00:26:24,358 --> 00:26:26,996
Listen, and you make me… a mess.
436
00:26:28,216 --> 00:26:30,781
Just when you were playing
I looked at you
437
00:26:30,861 --> 00:26:33,177
you were very similar to your mother,
and I remembered her.
438
00:26:33,999 --> 00:26:36,906
You... have been independent since childhood.
439
00:26:36,986 --> 00:26:39,936
Look, I was running around here with my finger,
Everyone called you director.
440
00:26:41,147 --> 00:26:42,669
And when the hedgehog...
441
00:26:44,499 --> 00:26:45,792
taught you to speak?
442
00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:46,957
After all, she taught me.
443
00:26:50,413 --> 00:26:53,916
Look, well, you can choose
what do you want.
444
00:26:55,741 --> 00:26:56,800
I don't mind.
445
00:26:57,757 --> 00:27:00,167
- Even mixed martial arts?
- Yes.
446
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,757
This... This is where to each other m...
447
00:27:05,620 --> 00:27:06,936
- do they hit their faces?
- Yes.
448
00:27:10,902 --> 00:27:12,906
Well, choose something else.
449
00:27:20,715 --> 00:27:21,720
Well, did you find it?
450
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,341
No, just a drawing of her, Valerka.
451
00:27:25,421 --> 00:27:28,732
You're kidding me! Drawing!
Am I going to hang it on the wall?
452
00:27:30,522 --> 00:27:31,958
So what should we do now?
453
00:27:32,410 --> 00:27:33,386
Where can we look for this Varya?
454
00:27:33,466 --> 00:27:36,366
if we no longer have stones or strength,
Is there nothing else at all?
455
00:27:36,843 --> 00:27:39,372
It's okay, we have a family.
456
00:27:41,376 --> 00:27:42,690
What are you doing here alone?
457
00:27:43,319 --> 00:27:45,219
- I’ll tell you this now!
- What?
458
00:27:45,952 --> 00:27:46,840
Let's go!
459
00:27:47,913 --> 00:27:48,951
Well, why are you sitting?
460
00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:51,880
Var, think about it,
461
00:27:52,982 --> 00:27:54,918
With the stone, all my teeth were cured.
462
00:27:58,066 --> 00:27:59,492
And give it to me too.
463
00:28:01,537 --> 00:28:03,780
Oh... But you can't.
464
00:28:03,860 --> 00:28:04,772
What is this?
465
00:28:07,154 --> 00:28:09,160
Listen... Um...
466
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,542
Such a thing...
467
00:28:11,782 --> 00:28:12,986
You're pregnant.
468
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,338
How's pregnant?
469
00:28:16,573 --> 00:28:17,538
Why?
470
00:28:21,623 --> 00:28:25,035
Valerka, our great-grandfather,
from whom you owe...
471
00:28:25,115 --> 00:28:26,635
- Conceive.
- Well done!
472
00:28:27,994 --> 00:28:29,052
It's a mixture.
473
00:28:29,132 --> 00:28:30,816
Oh, or you breast,
You'll probably feed it, right?
474
00:28:30,896 --> 00:28:32,670
Didn't understand. Is there anything else possible?
475
00:28:33,917 --> 00:28:35,447
Are you really not kidding me?
476
00:28:35,527 --> 00:28:38,341
It turns out
Varvara should fly here
477
00:28:38,421 --> 00:28:40,067
and only then return to the past?
478
00:28:40,147 --> 00:28:42,074
- That's for sure?
- Young man!
479
00:28:42,154 --> 00:28:44,224
What a family
Is that moronic thing you have there?
480
00:28:44,304 --> 00:28:46,856
This is not Kolya. This…